Case of the Missing Thong

Here's a good one for ya:

So I got Oxford a Steelers Jersey. Dumb I know... but it's so damn cute! He looks like a little football player in it! So anyway... after I forced it on him (and got about 5 new bite marks-- in a playing way.. he's not a terror) I went to take some pictures of him on my phone to send to my favorite steeler fans!

So as i'm trying to hold him down, get the steelers logo in the shot and take the picture on the phone.... he was chewing on a pair of underwear. (thank god ugly ones). Anyway... still trying to take the picture... and my phone rings... so I'm chatting for a bit... I look down and Ox is just sitting there looking at me with that "i did something wrong face." There isn't much on my floor... so I start looking around... no underwear to be found. I was like no way .... I know dogs eat random stuff... but this wasn't chewed up, or in pieces, or quite easy to swallow... he didn't even make a noise... they were just... gone!!?? Definitely ate them.. in what I am thinking was one swallow.

So this lead to me being up till 2:30 am freaked out that the underwear were going to wrap around his heart and he would stop breathing (you can tell I didn't do well in biology classes). I just couldn't believe that he swallowed them so quickly. I just kept making sure he was breathing..... I know I'm crazy. My kids will hate me...as I will probably send them off to school in bubble wrap.

the picture above is a shot of the criminal and the undies right before he scarfed them down...

Still have yet to see them "exit"... ok.. this is TMI.