OH man. I've neglected this again! I was really good there for awhile.

WELL! we're out of our old shitty house. Which is more exciting than you'll ever know. Our landlord was horrible. She was this huge butch bitch that thought her house resembled the Ritz Carlton. It was more like a dump. A dump which we paid a very pretty penny to live in! To note just a few things that went wrong

• Toilet wasn't working for a few days. In which she told us to use a bucket to fill with water and dump it in the back of the toilet.
• Water leak through the walls
• No electricity upstairs for 5 days
• Gas leak
• No working dishwasher for over a month.

Just to name a few. I am so much happier now. We moved just a few blocks away to a three story mansion of a house! We have 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms. The entire middle floor is perfect for entertaining with a huge family and dining room, 1/2 bath, MASSIVE deck. Ohhh I'm so in love!

We found two roommates on criagslist. One is a guy! yup. trying out the living the a boy :) It's kinda cheating though because he has his his own bathroom and huge room. He does have a dog, lola, w hich is nice. Pretty sure Oxford has a huge crush on her. They gave each other a goodnights kiss last night before going to bed. Haha. Just like most males though---- Oxford is crazy and trys to jump all over lola and basically hump her. She's probably like ok take me to dinner or let's go for a walk before we do it... you know? hahaha. Sorry. I know they are dogs, just funny how they are so much like humans.

Other than that I've been loving getting in the christmas spirit! :) Our house is done to the nines! Thanks to my friend Emily who works at a very cute home store in old town--- we have elves on the chandeliers and trees and garlands and every room smells like something different-- christmas trees, baked cookies, it's great! I got a fake tree at wallgreens.. I KNOW FAKE, but it was $20 and came with the lights already on it. Next year I'll be getting a real tree for free though :)

ta ta for now.

Hot Yoga was a Hot Mess.

OK. So getting in better shape is #1 on the things to do list. I was a pro at miami. I'd get up at 7am.. go spinning for an hour... come home do daily activities then go back to the rec for about an hour working out. It probably helped i had no classes, a stupid flower delivery job twice a week, and no real responsibility. Now that I have a 9-6, usually 7 job, a puppy, and a pretty busy social life... don't have time for 3 hours a day of working out. Still trying to work on it though.

ANYWAY, my two friends and I went to "hot" yoga. I'm really going to try to paint a picture of this for you. I've never been to a yoga class.. in my life. Not really into the "deep" "heavy" "share your feelings" workouts. Give me a field hockey stick, a softball glove or a stepper... those are my work outs. But I thought I'd give yoga a try.. and not just any yoga... but "hot" yoga. Basically it's normal yoga but we're in a room that is nearing 100 degrees.

So we went to down dog in georgetown...http://www.downdogyoga.com/enter.html. Kinda hidden... but a nice place. The second you walk in, you're instantly sweaty. So already i was liking it. I love to sweat... makes me feel like I'm working out hard.

So we get our mats and sign up.. and just like you see on the movies and tv... go in the back and lay down and listen to some creepy "heartbeat and heaving breathing" music. It was real weird. We were trying to channel out our stress from the day.... but i was simply just trying to channel myself from not busting out laughing. At one point the instructor told us to get to our "happy place" I just started dying inside.... it reminded me of happy gilmore. Find your happy place.... happpy HAPPPY HAPPPPY happpy. Ha. I was really holding it in.

Then we preceded on to sit Indian style and make our hands look like we were praying and do three "hmmmms" It was a tad creepy. I was trying to concentrate on not laughing, then I realized... I really couldn't breath. It was so hot in there... I was literally dripping sweat like a faucet. My mat and towel were soaking wet. We were doing all of these positions and holding our feet up and head down and twisting and turning our bodies in ways I never knew about. But I started to get really dizzy and lightheaded. I have a history of fainting... so I was getting a little nervous.

The instructor was going on about herijjoko poses and wagasaki stances... and honestly I thought I was going to go down. I quietly exited out the door. I went into the "changing room" and passed out. Ha. It's not funny, but kinda is. Thank god I didn't hit anything and hurt myself. When I came too.. I was still so hot. So i went outside... Opening the door outside (where it was you know... only 80 degrees out, not 100, was amazing). I instantly began to feel better.

I pulled myself together, regained conscious, and went back in for the last 15 minutes of the class. 5 other people had to leave because it was so GD hot in there. Made me feel better. They opened the door as well, which was perfect!

At the end of it all, through all of the drama, it was a great workout! I really enjoyed it. I sweat so much and worked areas of my body that needed work! I want to go back... I'm just a bit scared about the passing out factor. I guess since it was a hot day out... that also added to it... maybe this would be a good class to take during the winter! It helps with posture as well.. and let's face it... they have the cutest yoga clothes ;)

Case of the Missing Thong

Here's a good one for ya:

So I got Oxford a Steelers Jersey. Dumb I know... but it's so damn cute! He looks like a little football player in it! So anyway... after I forced it on him (and got about 5 new bite marks-- in a playing way.. he's not a terror) I went to take some pictures of him on my phone to send to my favorite steeler fans!

So as i'm trying to hold him down, get the steelers logo in the shot and take the picture on the phone.... he was chewing on a pair of underwear. (thank god ugly ones). Anyway... still trying to take the picture... and my phone rings... so I'm chatting for a bit... I look down and Ox is just sitting there looking at me with that "i did something wrong face." There isn't much on my floor... so I start looking around... no underwear to be found. I was like no way .... I know dogs eat random stuff... but this wasn't chewed up, or in pieces, or quite easy to swallow... he didn't even make a noise... they were just... gone!!?? Definitely ate them.. in what I am thinking was one swallow.

So this lead to me being up till 2:30 am freaked out that the underwear were going to wrap around his heart and he would stop breathing (you can tell I didn't do well in biology classes). I just couldn't believe that he swallowed them so quickly. I just kept making sure he was breathing..... I know I'm crazy. My kids will hate me...as I will probably send them off to school in bubble wrap.

the picture above is a shot of the criminal and the undies right before he scarfed them down...

Still have yet to see them "exit"... ok.. this is TMI.

summer fades to fall....

i can't believe that summer is coming to an end. i feel like just yesterday my friends and i were planning beach trips, rooftop happy hours, and going to georgetown to get flip flops and sunglasses! oh-well. the nice thing about dc is that it will stay warm until at least the end of october.

so i may work on the hill... but my true calling in life is an event planner! and not boring events... but exicting ones.. like weddings and birthday and theme parties! right now i'm planning a bachlorette party for shauna, a trip to the outer banks for my friends, and a 4-way 80s theme birthday party. (i know, lame to plan your own bday, but I don't care)

the 4-way bday party is with one of the girls i work with... so we have so much fun looking up coustumes when we get bored. i recently just won these shoes... I am in love with them! ha... i will most likely never wear them again, but they will be fun for just one night. it's rough deciding if you want to be an 8os punk rocker with a jean skirt, side poney tail and leggings.... or do the 8os prom route.. an ugly dress with huge sleeves. rough decision i tell ya.

Other than that... not too much is new here in dc. i wish i had more to report. football season has been great... and the steelers are looking spectac. i'm most excited that the browns beat the bengals who beat the ravens. Add all that together and i'm pretty sure it means the steelers are the best in their division. i reallllly want to make a game this season! my friends emily and ashley are heading up to one on dec. 16... i need to go!

hope you are all having a lovely day! next week at this time... greys starts!!!

puppy love :)

Well, After many months of planning.. my puppy Oxford Hudson Clark is finally here. Yes.. I named him after my two favorite cities :) I've gotten made fun of...but I love the name Oxford... it's great :) He's been so amazing so far! He's practically already potty trained and he sleeps through the night! I feel like this means my first born is going to cry all day and all night long for the first month he/she is home. Ha. But here are some pictures from the most current to down on his birthday on May 25, 2007!

It's so crazy to see him here. He went from looking like a rat to the cutest puppy ever! I've only had him for a week, but I already love him so much. I forgot how great it was to have a dog around---- sometimes it's so nice.. he doesn't say anything :) ha unlike everyone else in life.

I have him all signed up for Puppy preschool and Puppy Kindergarten.. so I'm excited for him to start that. He's SUCH a biter.. and it freaking hurts. My arms make me look like I'm a cutter. Cuts all up and down them! I've read it's not good to hit (even if lightly) your puppy.... so i've been trying other methods... but it's been rough.

I can't believe how big he is getting! I've only had him for a little over a week, and I can already tell him getting bigger! I just hope my family can see him before he's huge. I'm lucky that a good number of my friends have already experience his greatness :)

He's currently passed out next to be right now.. laying flat on his back with his privates all over the place. Sounds like a typical boy uh? My camera broke ( I KNOW A HORRIBLE TIME to have it break!!! the week I get an adorable puppy!!!) but my new one should be here soon!

I totally forgot to include how Oxford got here... which will be another blog entry.. because it's an hilarious story, and you'll love it! ALL I can say is my friend beth... well she's the best thing EVER :)

going to the chapel and we're going to get married....

One of my best friends since freshman year of high school just got engaged! I'm so excited for shauna and andy! (oh yah.. i've decided to start using real names because it's stupid to not on here... i'm not going to tell anything tooo bad on this little blog) I'm so excited for them. I'm also quite excited/proud of myself because I've known he was going to ask her since December! Yup.. since december! and I haven't said one word :) That was really hard because Shauna has been waiting for this for awhile .. and I just wanted to scream it's coming! Especially because we lived together and I saw her everyday.. keeping that big of a secret was rough. I love this picture of just their hands in the black and white. Such a great (self) shot! I really miss photography....I hope to own my own studio one day and shoot weddings, babies, kids, couples.. all of the things I love the most!!

Anyway.. back to the bride and groom to be! What I like most about their story.. is that.. it doesn't have some hollywood/disney start. It's not like the met and it was love at first sight. They didn't have some amazingly cute little story that you'd see on "perfect proposal" or "the wedding story" I think too many people (myself included) believe that when you find "the one" you'll know right away and some great, hilarious, cute, sentimental story will follow. It always doesn't work out that way... and when it does, those people are lucky to have it, but it's not needed for a lasting marriage. Shauna, and andy for that matter will tell you that this relationship started out like many college relationships do.. after a night out :) They will both say they had to work at it, and work both together and apart to make it work.....but more times than not...life long relationships can start like that. I love how shauna said... "it took us awhile to realize we were soul mates" So cute, and so true. We're young.. we don't know what we want, who we want, or why we want them. Sometimes it takes awhile to grasp something. I can't think of a better guy for her. I lived with Andy as well this past year... and they compliment each other so well. Andy will have shauna laughing at all of his funny, and even not funny jokes until they are old and grey :) I can't wait to watch them grow together for the next many years..... and I hope one day to be 1/2 has happy as they are! I've seen shauna experience.. I believe her first kiss and first boyfriend.. and I'm so excited with who she has picked for her last :)

To find more about shauna and andy's big day click here: http://weddings.theknot.com/pwp/view/co_main.aspx?coupleid=7894178600371788

rise up!

I love this picture of LBJ. I really hope the CAVS can pull through. Cleveland needs this!

busy as a bee...

wow! What a crazy few days! I love how everything happens at the same time... I mean.. why would things happen any other way?
So as of now I'm getting my room ready to sublet out, getting ready to move, trying to find a 3rd roommate, meeting with the landlord, oh yah.. and Oxford my puppy is coming home on July 12!! Needless to say, I'm a bit busy!
I'm moving july 1 to glover park! I really can't wait! it's the cutest little area! very safe too! about a mile north of georgetown. I'll have to deal with a bit more traffic, and target won't be a mile away, but I know it's a good choice!
Not even planning... we actually pretty much spent all weekend in Glover Park! Thursday night we were at Town Hall.. and guess who was there... ohhh the BUSH twins.. yup yup. We roll with the elite crowd... ha. right. Anyway, that was pretty cool. Of course we were wasted, so when we were leaving we walked to our new house and picked some flowers and "marked our spot" if you will. Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever grow up :)
On saturday we went to a house party up on Wisconsin.. it has this huge wrap around porch and it really reminded me of a college party. Kegs and everything. Made me miss miami a lot! Or just the people I used to hang out with on big wrap around porches like that.
I had the most hilarious convo with this guy there... He was talking about akon, and how he through that girl off stage. He was like "you know katey... I'm going to have kids one day.. you're going to have kids one day.... butttt I'm sorry.. I know I'll be an over protective dad and all... but If i see my daughter dancing on stage with akon... I'm not going to get mad, or upset or ground her.. you know what i'm going to say, I'm going to say... go bitch go!!! hahahahah. OH MY GOD. i was dying. Hhahaha. the way he said it. Then I was like wow.. so I'm pretty sure you're 1/2 black then uh? because he was trying to act like it... and he was like... ohhh ya girl, half of me us 1/2 black, I won't tell you which half, but I'll tell you it isn't the upper half. Best thing was he was a very white, very preppy kid. Too funny. He lives in the area too.. so I hope I can hear his parenting skills some other time.
More and more of my friends are moving down here... I LOVE IT! it will be so nice to expand my group a little and see new faces. I went to dinner with a few over the weekend.. just so nice to catch up!

hammared on the head...

ohhhh tuesday. Better than monday though right? It's dead at work today. I love recess... or um, sorry "district work period" Basically it means that everyone important on the hill is back in whichever state they represent...... so nothing goes on here.... no votes, no congressman, no meetings, not as many phone calls, etc etc. Gives me a chance to get caught up on all of my work.

13 of my friends and I went to Hilton Head over the weekend. THANK god I have friends with parents who have 2nd homes... :) no, but really.. it cuts a vacation price in 1/2 if you don't have to pay for a place to sleep. The drive down there was a huge pain in the ass--- not really, but after a full day of work and a 9 hour drive, at night... not good. I was the lucky one in my car that took over the 12:30-5am, yes 5AM shift. I was sooo tired--thank the lord for caffeine. It was funny because all I wanted to do was sleep...but the second we got there and saw everyone... I was all excited! what am I 8 years old? well.. the excitement lasted for about 20 minutes... we all had a few sips of a drink, then passed out.

It was funny being down in Hilton Head because tons of OU (ohio university) students were down there... I've never felt older. Although I just graduated college one little year ago.... I couldn't do the drinking all day thing anymore. WTF!!! Of course we drank, heavily, but it just wasn't the same. We were at the Salty Dog one night... little cafe.. you've probably seen the logo before on a tee shirt-- if you haven't you must live under a rock... anyway... we were sitting there in comfy clothes, girls had on no makeup.. just hanging out drinking and eating dinner.... well some college kids came in.. dressed to the nines---hair done, full face of makeup, heals...... I mean they did look a little redic, but we all felt so old and well.. u g l y. I wasn't even bitter as much as I just missed it... I'm sure they have about 10 people in a 4 person hotel room, their suitcases and clothes are everywhere, it takes a good 3 hours for everyone to shower and must be done in shifts, and they may or may not have woken up on the beach, a balcony, or in a random hotel room this morning..... I know.. well because I've been there. So now, just one measly year out of college, I'm sitting at the same bar as the old me, in a salty dog long sleeve shirt... yup! You know you're old and a HUGE dork WHEN you're wearing a tee-shirt with the logo of the restaurant/bar you're currently at. Not cool. Me, having more love for my college Miami University than most people do for their first borns... chatted with the OU kids and told them I went to Miami and, asked them if they knew anyone from my hometown.... of course they did. My friend Av, said.. yah.. we graduated, never graduate or you'll turn out like us..... let me paint the picture that was us. There were about 6 of us... on bikes... yes bikes... with BASKETS. haha. we looked like we've been hit with a train because we'd been biking all day, and had a little buzz. These girls were starting at us like we had just told them a horror story.... haha just picturing themselves out of college as these old dorky, hags who ride bikes and look gross. I just felt old. In a sense I didn't mind it though... college was the best 4... or 4.5/5 years... nothing will ever beat them...but my life now is different and fun in different ways. We didn't mind just sitting around on our porch talking, playing drinking games, and one of the nights, we didn't even go out! it's funny how just a year can change things.. we all nicknamed the trip "hammered on the head"..... and trust me.. I was drunk during the trip (peeing in bushed and playing in sprinklers around 3am)... but the need and the want to get absolutely shitfaced, just wasn't there as much.... it was more like buzzed by the beach...

One place that was heaven was frosty frogs..... they made these frozen drinks.. and because there were probably about 25 cups of sugar in them.. you couldn't taste the alcohol at all. They were 90, 180 and 190 proof drinks! holy hell... after one of those things..... good times. Well.. more stores from HH to come... that's all for now. Time to go attempt to find an affordable house in this GD city :)

a little update....

The crazy girl on the bus... who told off JT.. well just got an email from a friend... he writes...

"Oh you didn't hear... she also made out with a 70 year old central American cab driver on friday night from the airport to my house"

YUP. she was so wasted coming off the plane that she committed the above. This chick needs her own show. I'd watch for sure.

A river of (pee) runs through it....

yes yes. You're probably didn't think from my title that this entry would be about Preakness 2007... but you'll later piece two and two together and understand why. We joined about 30 other people to jump on a "party bus" to preakness, which is held in Baltimore about an hour away. The kid that planned this soiree.. Rocky, is pretty much amazing. He needs to plan all events. First off, this event is a shit show--- people go to get dressed up, wear hats, and watch the horses. Rocky turned Preakness into his wedding--- to show how excited he was for it. He had been planning this for awhile... and ran with the wedding theme. We got invitations in the mail... that mirrored what a wedding invite would look like. He also had a rehearsal dinner on the water front in georgetown n Friday night... but unfortunatly we couldn't make it.... he obviously got shirts made as well!

A few friends and I went to Walmart/Cosco and stocked up for the event. We definitely created a few stares in the stores.. and one woman was like "you guys going camping for awhile" haha no camping, just one day.

We were awake by 6:30am, and dressed in cabs by 7:40 on our way to meet at Rocky's apt. There were about 30 people there... and we didn't know most of them. I forgot to ad that everyone had roles... yes roles, just like a wedding. K1, K2, Av and I were the drunk aunts... you better believe we played our roles well. Oh. Ps. I've decided to not use real names in this blog.... not that they are hard to figure out... but just decided to keep my friends anonymous... just in case.

Here are some examples.. Rocky was the Bride and he was marrying Preakness.

Preakness Fever
May 19, 2007


Wedding Party:

Best Man:
Jason
My roommate, the back bone of Preakness. Words can’t express how important JT has been in my relationship to Preakness. There were times when my commitment to Preakness was tested. Other horse racing events like Foxfields and Gold Cup caught my eye. JT never let my eye wander and reminded me how lucky I was to have Preakness. Can’t wait for his speech on the bus.

Groomsmen:
Tim

A member of the inner circle, Tim has been a part of Preakness fever since Day 1. While his talk of creating a Preakness documentary fell through, he was the man who designed Preakness Fever T shirts. His catch phrase AAAAA-----OOOOOO will be reverberating around not only the bus but Pimlico Race track.

Russ

The driver of the operation Russ’ commitment to Preakness was at first luke warm. However, after our trip to the Races at Laurel Park Russ caught a horrible case of the Fever. I think seeing Quin hit a $300 trifecta helped. If something happens to the bus driver Russ will be stepping in and like Eddie Money he’ll be “Taking Me Home Tonight.”

Maid of Honor:
Quin

AKA the Queen of Preakness. Quin was the first person to embrace Preakness and most important the first to pay! There is only one problem, it’s never a comfortable situation when the Maid of Honor is prettier than the bride, so don’t stand too close to me Quin.

Bridesmaids:
Alexis

Every wedding has one and this one wouldn’t be complete without it… a drunk bridesmaid. We’ve all seen this classic scene of Americana, a 20 something young woman dressed in a nice dress who decides that free champagne means drink till you throw up on your peach colored dress. As long as she doesn’t spill on you it’s actually fun to watch.

Reagan

Every wedding also has one of these, a sober bridesmaid who has to deal with the drunken bridesmaid. Never fun to be this girl. Always super attractive and looking fantastic in her dress but unfortunately it won’t matter because she’ll spend most of the event holding the hair back of her fellow bridesmaid.

Flower Girls:
Shelton Smallwood and Jay-
Can’t think of anyone better to fill this roll than two gay black guys.

Wedding Participants:

Father of the Bride:
Ryan “Madden” Sternoff
Madden, went to school with me in San Diego and is flying in from Seattle for Preakness. While Madden is the father of the bride for Preakness his parenting skills may need some fine tuning; his wife Jodi in back home in Seattle 7 months pregnant and Madden decided now was as good a time as any to fly across the country to get drunk with some strangers at a race track.

Priest:
Todd Bennett
Todd’s a friend from college who agreed to fly out from LA for Preakness Fever back in February. Of the 33 people attending Preakness Fever, Todd probably knows more about horse racing than any of us. When the last race comes and we all need a desperately need a winning pick we might have to seek counsel from Todd. He also can perform the last rites for anyone that can’t make it back on the bus.

Black Cousin:
Marvin Washington
When I say black cousin I don’t mean Black Sheep I mean actually black. While not every family has a “black cousin” they do have a cousin that doesn’t seem to fit. It wouldn’t shock me if Marvin ended up on a different bus after the Preakness or more likely brings a plus one and doesn’t tell anyone about it. Next thing you know we’ll have 34 people on a 33 passenger bus.

Single Uncle:
Brendan
I went to Grad School with Brendan thus I have known him longer than anyone from DC on the bus. BCole has never missed a Fox party in DC, and I expect him to be the big winner at the track just like he was when he won the raffle at Congressional Birthday party.

Drunk Aunts:
K1, Av ,K2, KT
This group is about one thing getting hammered. They won’t even make it to the actual ceremony; they’ll probably end up lying on the grass in the courtyard of the church wasted. I’m sure they will make it to the pre and post game fun on the bus but won’t waste their time sitting with the other guests.

The Guy Who Hooks Up With the Drunk Bridesmaid:
Ryan
Someone always tries to take advantage of the bridesmaid that drank too much champagne. At first this guy is all about “taking care of her” but the next thing you know he has he pinned in a corner and they’re going at it. They will be the talk of the good-bye brunch.

Best Man’s Wife:
Krystina

Think Vince Vaughn’s wife in Wedding Crashers. One of the worst positions to be in at the wedding. You’re close to the best man but the best man thinks this day is about him. He’s acting like a drunken frat boy instead of the loving husband you married. Just remember to cut him some slack he’s there to support his boy and no matter what happens on Friday or Saturday I am sure he will apologize on Sunday.

So... as you can see, he really paid attention to details. It just made the day so much more fun though... He was a great host! He even had a CD.. that played living on a prayer "we're half way there" when we were 1/2 way to the track. He even had "move bitch" playing when we were stuck in traffic!

We got there and the craziness continued. Most of the people on our bus sat in "real" seats. But my friends and I decided to go all out and try out the infield. Literally thousands apon thousands of people.... wasted. It's like spring break times 10 with no beach. It was great though! We camped out and just drank and drank. At one time I kinda realized I was def not in college anymore.. which was sad. The girls passed out, throwing up all over themselves, and trying to bang any guy around... was a little pathetic to me. Sad just a few years ago that would have been me! minus the latter of course. Regardless it was a great time! We moved a little closer to the fence where we could actually see the horses. K1 was amazing with knowing the race terms.. so she helped us all out--she was the only one who won $$ though! K2's ex boyfriend was visiting from Colorado and came with us.... they dated for 5 years and broke up about a year ago. It's amazing they can still be friends.... I think they will end up getting married----although they are both seeing other people right now... but that's just me. He doesn't know that her boyfriend in dc is flying her out to south carolina next weekend... then meeting us in hilton head. I guess sometimes it's better not knowing. Anyway... he was great and we had a good time with him.

The sickest thing was going to the bathroom. Thank god I was wasted because peeing in between busses, on the floor, etc etc... was pretty much your only option. The portapottys were full.. yes full.. it was the groset thing I've seen in awhile. You were forced to just pee on the floor. AHHHHHH. just thinking about it sober makes me want to throw up. For those who know me.. I am NOT a bathroom talk kind of person.. so standing it in.. was pretttttty much nasty. We brought sanitiser wipes in preparation for this... so you better believe those came in handy!

The Best part.. I repeat best part of the night was the bus ride back. Everyone was so drunk. Our bus driver got lost in downtown Baltimore and we ended up in the straight ghetto. Like see in movies ghetto. Of course... he lets all 30 of us preppy kids off the bus at a mcdonalds. Yah.. that's a grand idea.. dump off tons of guys in seer sucker suits and girls and lilly and madras print from j.crew.. we won't stick out like a SORE thumb! Most people passed out after the mcD's stop..but myself and a few others were up. Apparently some girl in town from out of state slept with the best man on the trip on Friday night. Welll... the best man decided to flirt and make out with another girl all day saturday and continued to hook up with her on the bus ride home. Well, the chick from Friday night was not having this.. She stood up in front of the entire bus and was like.. You little fucker!!! how dare you do this. And YOU. SLUT (to the girl) you know we had sex last night...why are you making out in front of me. She was so drunk, that it was hilarious. We were dying. So awkward yet so funny. So Av I were still up.. and we start looking around because we didn't know which guy she was talking about. Then.. we say the guilty kid... kinda leaning down in his seat. For those of us not involved, we kept egging her on.. someone was like.. so are you going to hook up with him again... and crazy chick was like "you better believe I am.... even though it wasn't that great" hahahaha. Polka dot dress girl who was making out with the best man and getting yelled at by crazy chick.. just whipped out her cell phone and nervously started texting.... you could tell she would have gotten out and walked home if she had the option. Once we got back to dc... she practically sprinted off the bus and ran to the neartest cab.

So today in my IN box I get the following e-mail which had been forwarded to me:

Hey Best Man (names changed again),
I just wanted to apologize for my drunken craziness on the bus ride home. i know it wasn't a big deal for you, but i have never done anything like that and had a harder time with it than i thought. but it was pretty amazing (even though it told you it wasn't, i was just pissed). so thank you and i hope that if i ever see you again things would be cool.

Crazy Chick
Doctoral Student

-YUP! you read that write. She is a Doctoral Student!! I didn't know which was better.. the fact she wrote an i'm so sorry email, or that she was a Doctoral Student. In a way I felt for her.. and what Best man did was pretty shitty.... It's hard to sleep with someone then less than 24 hours later see him all over some other girl--- no matter what the circumstance is. Buuttttt she was crazy none-the-less.

Sunday was spent passed out on a lawn chair, drooling in between the cracks for 5 hours by the pool.... much needed after that day!

typical...

Typical Conversation between a friend and I.. we're moving in together soon... I'm getting a puppy sooon!

H: our house is going to be awesome!
K: it will be a ZOO
K: i love it
K: what if the mom dog has no boy dogs
K: we cant handle any more bitches in our house
H: hahahha she has to have one...don't they have like 6 puppies
K: i dunnOOO
K: when i was in 3rd grade
K: we had chicks
K: we could adopt chicks
K: and it was first come first serve
K: and EVERY other year the hen or whatever had like 10 chicks
K: soo.. i went home.. got it oked by my mom
K: and dad
K: came back the NEXT day and had my paper work
K: soooo..... the chicks hatched or whatever
K: there were only 3. 3 fing chicks
K: and i was the 4th person to turn my papers in
K: so i didnt get one
K: and EVERY other year there had been like 10 or more chicks
K: sooo. that expierence has stuck with me
H: yes i feel like that might be a story to bring to therapy
H: calm down... they will have a boy dog

Giving it a TRYYYYY!

So I decided my life around this city is way too funny to not be enjoyed by others. Don't think I believe I'm cooler than anyone else out there.... but some of the shit that goes on in my life on a daily basis.... is just too great to not be read!
I work on Capitol Hill.. that's about all I'm going to share about that... well because I want to keep my job. I'm not going to pull a Jessica Cutler (The Washingtonian) and get fired... although I'm sure she's living in LA in some pimp place off of her book sales... so more power to her!
I don't have much for today... although.. when did middle schoolers get to be so hip and in style When I was in 8th grade.. even the cutest most popular girl looked like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down..These 2007 middle schoolers were dressed in the latest trends, hair highlighted, cute make up, coach bags..... wow.
I'm excited for this blog stuff... should be neat. here goes... enjoyyyyy!